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Hello there, how are you? As you can see I'm pretty sweaty and I've just knocked out a
wank in like two minutes. It's been a very successful wank but I need to go again. I
also need to get in the shower. Like look at my hair, it is a mess. My face is a mess,
I'm all just a mess. I've not long been home, I've gone visiting Uncle Motherfucker in America.
I would say check him out on Twitter but Twitter are being knocked at the moment and they have
